Freddogg Off The Chain

An 85 year old New York woman blamed her 84 year old neighbor for stabbing her elderly cat in the eyeball. The woman retaliated by attacking her neighbor with a pot roast knife. Cops arrived to see this Biddie power imbalance and ordered the knife wielder to cease and desist from the Mrs. Norman Bates assault. She refused to comply so they promptly shot her ass dead because they had run out of mace and tasers while deciding against a clubbing or choking out hold. "This ain't no Spike Lee movie,"one cop said. "This is reality." The knifed woman survived and said she was sorry her neighbor had been shot dead but that she didn't knife her stupid ass cat in the first place. And if that isn't enough for one neighborhood an 85 year old man attacked another age contemporary for drenching his pet Snauzer with a garden hose water logging his multi colored braided sweater. He got the man in a bear hug, trasitioned to a head lock, then hip rolled him onto the sidewalk. He broke the man's hip who later died at the hospital. "Brittle people shouldn't be messing with other peoples Snauzers,"he said. "How was I to know he was going to break"? My favorite animal quote is when a Harlem apartment pit bull named Casper got loose and attacked a mailman. A neighbor down the hall commenting after police shot Casper dead said, "Casper ain't no joke yo." Peace Freddogg