Saturday, March 04, 2006
Little Weiner Man
I split from my tribe yesterday at Best Buy and was actually coveting a 13 inch LCD necco-waffer style television that I coud sit next to my 17 inch liquid crystal flat panel monitor so I could watch everything from bowl games to Tavis Smiley interviews while I do my writing.
A guy I know named Steve saw me in the Dover store and said,"You belong with the other big guys over in front of those 62 inch 2800 dollar high definition plama televisions."
A call it the tribe and they're all men who look like retired offensive linemen, you know, great athletes from the non skilled positions of brutal collision sports. And yes they were gruntng and groaning, belchng and snorting , and doing alot of that fake guy laugh when things ain't funny behaviors
NOw I can buy a 300 dollar television but the bigger question is why did I want one? And why was I looking at 'weather stations" featuring atomic clocks and indoor and outdoor humidity readings? Then I was over looking an external hard drives and couldn't iunderstand why a 1 gig flash disk cost 99 dollars while a 160 gig that was not so cool looking cost only 149 dollars.
Speaking of hard drives minutes later I was over at Sams Club eating a cocktail weiner off a toothpick and the lovely Asian lady asked,"Do you like little weiners"? and I said ,"A 'bigger' question is,Do you like them?"
Speaking of little weiners and stuff I was at a Christmas party Friday night and someone handed me one of those little expresso cups and so I sipped and exclaimed,"This may be cool but it taste Juan Valdez's jockey shorts." Woman laughed at the sight of me with this little cup but what was really cool was the two gay guys who took my picture and politely giggled which means that I can never cross over for a silly walk on the wild side.
Sing it! "Everybody knows that there's nobody meaner than an offesive linemen with a cocktail weiner!"
I need to stop!!!
Peace
FReddogg
A guy I know named Steve saw me in the Dover store and said,"You belong with the other big guys over in front of those 62 inch 2800 dollar high definition plama televisions."
A call it the tribe and they're all men who look like retired offensive linemen, you know, great athletes from the non skilled positions of brutal collision sports. And yes they were gruntng and groaning, belchng and snorting , and doing alot of that fake guy laugh when things ain't funny behaviors
NOw I can buy a 300 dollar television but the bigger question is why did I want one? And why was I looking at 'weather stations" featuring atomic clocks and indoor and outdoor humidity readings? Then I was over looking an external hard drives and couldn't iunderstand why a 1 gig flash disk cost 99 dollars while a 160 gig that was not so cool looking cost only 149 dollars.
Speaking of hard drives minutes later I was over at Sams Club eating a cocktail weiner off a toothpick and the lovely Asian lady asked,"Do you like little weiners"? and I said ,"A 'bigger' question is,Do you like them?"
Speaking of little weiners and stuff I was at a Christmas party Friday night and someone handed me one of those little expresso cups and so I sipped and exclaimed,"This may be cool but it taste Juan Valdez's jockey shorts." Woman laughed at the sight of me with this little cup but what was really cool was the two gay guys who took my picture and politely giggled which means that I can never cross over for a silly walk on the wild side.
Sing it! "Everybody knows that there's nobody meaner than an offesive linemen with a cocktail weiner!"
I need to stop!!!
Peace
FReddogg
