Sunday, March 05, 2006
On The Waterfront
ON THE WATERFRONT
Who negotiated the deal to allow the United Arab Emeritus with its capital at “Dubai Ya Ya” to sub contract the stevedoring and off loading of containers into six American eastern ports including Philly and Baltimore both close to football stadiums. Were Rod Steiger, Lee J. Cobb and Marlon Brando in on this?
Here’s something that really killed me. In describing the industrialization of the UAE who have been staunch allies of ours except for the occasionally rouge suicide hijacker a republican spokesperson said, “They are amazing. Do you know that have 13 percent of the cranes in the entire world? Well then that pretty much cinches it for me. It’s the old Have cranes will travel business card.
Do you know how many containers come into American ports every year? Eleven freaking million! Do you know how many are scanned? Five freaking percent! Do you know who really runs the docks? That’s right the freaking mafia!
Why is it when black people organize themselves into crime syndicates they are called the black mafia and now we have the Chinese mafia and Latino Mafia Somehow Arab Mafia doesn’t sound right because their wise guys will go around whacking themselves.
I have considered that George Bush is suffering some sort of progressively more clueless condition because some of this stuff is just getting weird like an episode of 24. And George’s answers are more quizzical and never explain much. You get the feeling that his staff is behind him saying,”That’s enough. Get him back inside.”
And don’t forget “Where’s Casper?” because some white guys are getting paid not the least of which is Bob Dole a spokesperson for this Arab company. Catch the irony of a former presidential candidate who was a spokesperson for Viagra “buddying up” with a crane company. Crank it up Bob!
Peace Professor Freddogg
Who negotiated the deal to allow the United Arab Emeritus with its capital at “Dubai Ya Ya” to sub contract the stevedoring and off loading of containers into six American eastern ports including Philly and Baltimore both close to football stadiums. Were Rod Steiger, Lee J. Cobb and Marlon Brando in on this?
Here’s something that really killed me. In describing the industrialization of the UAE who have been staunch allies of ours except for the occasionally rouge suicide hijacker a republican spokesperson said, “They are amazing. Do you know that have 13 percent of the cranes in the entire world? Well then that pretty much cinches it for me. It’s the old Have cranes will travel business card.
Do you know how many containers come into American ports every year? Eleven freaking million! Do you know how many are scanned? Five freaking percent! Do you know who really runs the docks? That’s right the freaking mafia!
Why is it when black people organize themselves into crime syndicates they are called the black mafia and now we have the Chinese mafia and Latino Mafia Somehow Arab Mafia doesn’t sound right because their wise guys will go around whacking themselves.
I have considered that George Bush is suffering some sort of progressively more clueless condition because some of this stuff is just getting weird like an episode of 24. And George’s answers are more quizzical and never explain much. You get the feeling that his staff is behind him saying,”That’s enough. Get him back inside.”
And don’t forget “Where’s Casper?” because some white guys are getting paid not the least of which is Bob Dole a spokesperson for this Arab company. Catch the irony of a former presidential candidate who was a spokesperson for Viagra “buddying up” with a crane company. Crank it up Bob!
Peace Professor Freddogg
