Freddogg Off The Chain

I was in my late twenties and a teacher at a private school. I walked by an isolated stairwell and there was this Science Teacher Guy sitting on a step and five steps above him was a beautiful high school girl wearing a straight skirt. They seemed to be having a personal conversation. I imprinted the data and saw it for what it was and I didn’t like it.

The next day I made a point to go by the stairwell again at the same time and encountered the same scene and the same players. I told Diane I wanted to speak with her.

‘Don’t sit on steps in straight skirts having serious conversations with a male sitting below. Now get to class or some place else and if you really want to talk about this we can go see the principle.”

And then Science Boy, who made the mistake of thinking he was a “teacher peer” of mine, made another mistake by asking me, ”Is there a problem?”

“”Yea, you big fucking predatory loser asshole, there’s a problem. Don’t ever let me see you playing the roving counselor again with cute high school girls. You ain’t qualified or certified and you’ve got nothing to say. Stick to Earth Science where you are harmless.”

In told the principal who was a friend of mine to keep and eye on this loser and to talk to the entire staff about confidences shared by students and to make sure to tell them if they’re going to squeeze the upper arms of cute girls that they also squeeze the arms of fat boys.

I taught for 35 straight years and I know who the lechers are and I know the behaviors no matter how they try to mask them. I’ve spoken to administrators about offering a workshop that many teachers would find insulting but I don’t care because it is necessary.

I once walked by an empty weight room except for one track girl who was kneeling at the universal machine pulling down a bar behind her neck. “Fredman, would you come over here and hold me down,” she innocently asked. “Who’s going to hold me down, ”I joked, she didn’t get it, and I didn’t do it I just stayed in the doorway.

Another time I came down by the gym to find Community Guy who only follows girl’s sports taping the ankles of some cute girl. He was in a chair, she was up on a table, he was sitting between her legs in broad daylight.

I called her over and told her that it was sad I had to mention it then mentioned it and told the guy who I knew how bad it looked and that he had better watch his fat ass without the aid of a mirror.

Solid and well adjusted adults don’t need to be told these things. They are instinctual unfortunately the United States seems to lead the free world in porn site hits so you would expect a few problems therefore a codified body of rules seems necessary.

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