Monday, April 03, 2006
STALKERS IN SPACE
STALKERS AND WALKERS
Comedian Andy Kimler, in an animated bit he did with Dr.Katz psychiatrist years ago on public television, told the Doc, ”I think when women reject men they should tell them what to do next. Like if you ask a girl to dance and she says no she should follow it with “And why don’t you go stand over there.”
I have no problem understanding rejection it’s as old as Neanderthal Man hisownself “in your wildest dreams UG UG. Just go back to riding your mastodon, you big hairy nasty beast!”
I honestly don’t understand the mostly modern phenomenon of stalking former romantic love objects. Back in my day it was very simple, ”Take off loser. No, we can’t be friends I’ve already got enough friends. Get on with your sorry ass life!”
I think I remember legal documents called Peace Bonds which later morphed to Restraining Orders aimed at keeping the narrow focused stalker loser “off the premises” of possibly the only people in the world he knows he can beat up.
I interviewed a former teacher in prison for 20 years for shooting his wife who was having an affair with a fat no job alcoholic from across the street. He shot his two children too. Fortunately this guy only winged people in limbs and they survived without lasting physical impairment. The guy started to cry during the interview telling me his son won’t come and see him and refused to talk to him ”It’s not like you shot him in the fucking leg while he was lying in bed reading a comic book. What the fuck do you expect?” I like to rankle felons while the two of us are in a locked room.It’s the last behavior they expect.
I interviewed another guy who murdered his own sleeping cousin with a hammer during the commission of a robbery. I told the young man, ”the story is that only days before the murder you broke up with your girl friend and hung her dog from the clothesline outside her trailer.
‘That’s a lie, there’s no way I’d kill Porky. I loved that dog!” That’s what he said.
I thought of all this because the state of Maine was the first in the country to list pets on restraining orders because if you really want to get someone’s attention try setting their cat on fire or cutting a limb off the dog. And before you think I have a twisted imagination let me say that events I just described prompted passage of the law.
Abusers don’t get better and they don’t get lost. The instinct of a male connected by friendship or family is to find the abuserloser and kick the shit out of him so he can’t walk and can’t remember who he is. But the Experts in the field say that this is the wrong thing to do because it only escalates the war and the problem is Stalker boy is coming back after women, children and pets not someone who can kick his ass.
I’m in favor of a Stalkers in Space program, sort of like the Russian Space Monkey of the 1960’s. Just circle and circle, looking and stalking. Somewhere up there is a space dog we never brought back down. Perhaps Stalker Loser could space walk over and kick him in the head?
Peace
Freddogg
Comedian Andy Kimler, in an animated bit he did with Dr.Katz psychiatrist years ago on public television, told the Doc, ”I think when women reject men they should tell them what to do next. Like if you ask a girl to dance and she says no she should follow it with “And why don’t you go stand over there.”
I have no problem understanding rejection it’s as old as Neanderthal Man hisownself “in your wildest dreams UG UG. Just go back to riding your mastodon, you big hairy nasty beast!”
I honestly don’t understand the mostly modern phenomenon of stalking former romantic love objects. Back in my day it was very simple, ”Take off loser. No, we can’t be friends I’ve already got enough friends. Get on with your sorry ass life!”
I think I remember legal documents called Peace Bonds which later morphed to Restraining Orders aimed at keeping the narrow focused stalker loser “off the premises” of possibly the only people in the world he knows he can beat up.
I interviewed a former teacher in prison for 20 years for shooting his wife who was having an affair with a fat no job alcoholic from across the street. He shot his two children too. Fortunately this guy only winged people in limbs and they survived without lasting physical impairment. The guy started to cry during the interview telling me his son won’t come and see him and refused to talk to him ”It’s not like you shot him in the fucking leg while he was lying in bed reading a comic book. What the fuck do you expect?” I like to rankle felons while the two of us are in a locked room.It’s the last behavior they expect.
I interviewed another guy who murdered his own sleeping cousin with a hammer during the commission of a robbery. I told the young man, ”the story is that only days before the murder you broke up with your girl friend and hung her dog from the clothesline outside her trailer.
‘That’s a lie, there’s no way I’d kill Porky. I loved that dog!” That’s what he said.
I thought of all this because the state of Maine was the first in the country to list pets on restraining orders because if you really want to get someone’s attention try setting their cat on fire or cutting a limb off the dog. And before you think I have a twisted imagination let me say that events I just described prompted passage of the law.
Abusers don’t get better and they don’t get lost. The instinct of a male connected by friendship or family is to find the abuserloser and kick the shit out of him so he can’t walk and can’t remember who he is. But the Experts in the field say that this is the wrong thing to do because it only escalates the war and the problem is Stalker boy is coming back after women, children and pets not someone who can kick his ass.
I’m in favor of a Stalkers in Space program, sort of like the Russian Space Monkey of the 1960’s. Just circle and circle, looking and stalking. Somewhere up there is a space dog we never brought back down. Perhaps Stalker Loser could space walk over and kick him in the head?
Peace
Freddogg
