Freddogg Off The Chain

A flaccid and flabby young adult woman with multiple body piercings, some in places only labeled in medical school textbooks, who shows off her lack of self respect to an audience of drunks needs some serious intervention if not forcible commitment to protect her from herself. She certainly doesn’t command the title, ”Exotic Dancer.”

South American parrots of the Amazon rainforest are exotic. Fat and out of shape American exhibitionists who perform for an hourly wage aren’t exotic. They are sick and nasty and everyone knows that even those in attendance.

I’m afraid of these people. I’m afraid they will look at me and I’ll look back and get locked into a temporary exchange or words that can only be broken by my saying, ”Back off bitch and buy your own dam Spritzer.”

There are even porn star conventions in our country that get covered by the media like celebrity galas. By the way, I’m not outraged or appalled, just perplexed. These people are “nasty” why does it ever go beyond that?

I opened the door to my college roommate’s bedroom once and two people I never saw before were rolling around entangled with each other in Mutual of Omaha animalistic ecstasy. I gave a frightened shout and threw the jeep in reverse. I had to keep mumbling and reassuring myself to fend off hysterical blindness.

Now I’m off to the pet store. Is a macaque a monkey or a bird? What about a macaw?

Peace May the pigmy marmoset be with you.

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