Freddogg Off The Chain

Geno’s in South Philly—famous for cheese steaks and greenhouse gases- puts up a sign “We Only Accept Orders in English” and it becomes a national story. I find that funny, considering the average verbal SAT score in the neighborhood, but hey, “forget about it!”
Everyone knows this is America so how come if you make one derogatory remark about Italians while waiting for your calzone you’ll have 50 of those Fabian looking mother fuckers on your ass?
Xenophobia is the fear of anything foreign and now in the land of the knave and the home of the naïve we are in deep angst because of the number of Hispanics who speak Spanish.
Remember the Ebonics scare? A law maker in California just thought maybe it would be a good idea if teachers in public schools with 100 percent minority enrollment would learn the language lexicon of the streets to help their student’s transition to the less lively and more socially acceptable suburban neighborhood boring ass delivery like the language spoken on public radio.
“They want us to speak like them black people now, ”came the Redneck cry across America. People scoring a zero on the hip-hop scale of cultural coolness were petrified they would become the children of the corn left behind. It’s all so priceless.
If you want to hear the English language butchered like a chopped up Steak-um just walk down the hallways of a public high school. It’s the homegrown people who mangle language because there is absolutely no value placed on speaking correctly in this country and it’s considered rude to correct someone who speaks improperly and is too stupid to realize it.
“Yo! Yo gusto dos cheese steakos, por favor, yo!”
I have no problem with that because if I were in Mexico ordering that’s what I would say as a bridge to the language gap.
You know who I would like to find and beat up? The unimaginative stuffy bastards and horrid writer’s who put together reading comprehension passages on the SAT tests. I honestly was thrown out of a session for blurting out “screw you asshole” during the test because I just couldn’t take anymore references to the misadventures of Princeton suburbanites and their dickhead dog.
I know lots of homosexuals and they don’t scare me. I even know some atheists and I’ve never said, “There are no atheists on the waterbed of death when god pulls the plug." And most people I listen to—George Bush and others- mangle the English language everyday. And hip-hop is now 30 years old as millionaire politicians many to most of them proven corruptables say things like 24/7 and from the get go and I be like “Caucasions please!” You bitches should learn to talk right.

Hasta Luego

Freddogg