Freddogg Off The Chain

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Foreign policy is really rather easy to understand. Countries only act in their own self interest which doesn’t mean selfish interest. The State Department conducts foreign policy and that is their area of expertise.

The invasion of Iraq was a “good idea at the time” policy which has degenerated into a no good way to turn- no good way to get out- stuck in neutral policy.

Meanwhile the North Koreans want to fuck with us and so the question is should we take the bait and fuck with them right back?

I think we have four courses of action.

Laugh in their faces and say, ”When you figure out how to fly a transcontinental missile for longer than 35 seconds give us a call except you ain’t got no cell phone towers.

Convince the Japanese who hate those Koreans anyway that the first successful missile will cross the Sea of Japan and land right in the middle of Toyotaville. Let’s see if the North Koreans are ready for a little Bonsai action?

Let’s attack by night and recapture our own USS Pueblo that was captured in 1968 that is sitting in a North Korean port as a tourist attraction and symbol of how they fucked with us and got away with it. O.K. your right there are no tourists.

See where China is on all of this. Tell them the North Koreans are making abacus jokes and somewhere they are the ones harboring the bones of the missing Peking Man.

We could always send the fasting Hollywood stars over there to negotiate a “no more nuclear toys” treaty.

Professor Freddogg