Freddogg Off The Chain

You guys are supposed to be pumping iron!


Nine of 10 testosterone gorged Iranian power lifters failed drug tests when after bowing three times towards the East to pray they couldn’t get back up off their knees without assistance from natural lifters whose joints still contained cartilage and sonovial fluid.
The lifters blamed their Bulgarian Coach for sprinkling their scrambled eggs with testosterone extract harvested by hand directly from mountain bulls on steroids.

This story is doubly strange where put alongside a published report in the United States that found one in eight heart and/or diabetes patients stopped taking lifesaving drugs less than a month after prescription because of their disordered attention deficit or they just didn’t give a dam or they wanted a personal trainer to fill up their pill baggie each morning and twist off the cap of their Dasani water bottle.

Generic drugs are coming to Wall mart and you know what that means? Good, because I don’t. What does it mean?

Related to the gym there are the people who take a baggie of pills everyday and those who take none, clowns like me who won’t take the aspirin , the Glucosmine/Condrotin, won’t finish the antibiotics and would rather invest in nerf bars for the pickup from truckperformance.com than spend 400 dollars to a Canadian Company pushing counterfeit Cealis online. “It doesn’t matter, all sex is placebo driven, like George Barnard Shaw said, ”A pervert is a person who only knows one way of doing things” and if you don’t get it well you just don’t get it and Cealis ain’t helping you, just don’t leave it in the dog bowl.

But seriously, if you are chemically enhanced—does caffeine count- share your addictions and predilections with the rest of us.

I know for a fact the new redneck cocktail is two Budweiser’s and a Percocet followed by driving heavy equipment around a farmers field preferably an out of commission street sweeper and who hasn’t wanted to get freaked up and be the street sweeper guy?

Peace Trainer Freddogg