Freddogg Off The Chain

A guy in a professional football pressbox an hour before the Dallas at Philly game is arguing with his mother on the cell phone. It sounds like mom is planning a wedding or dinner cuase the guy keeps saying “black tie” followed by innane resoning as to why “Black tie” should not be required then he says “Mom you are not going to feel uncomfortable because of what somebody else is not wearing.”
I turned around and said,”Unless it’s pants.”

Then he says “Optional is the perfect compromise and formal attire is also under interpretation.”


Anyway, who talks to thier mother like that? And what mom doesn’t shout back into the phone,”Why didn’t you tell me you were gay? You may be America’s only gay Jewish professional football writer.”

I’m thinking compromise rhymes with circumcise words to the wise for all young guys with or without black ties.

Peace

Freddogg