Monday, November 13, 2006
Same Old Schlong
Comedian Gary Shandling was discussing rap lyrics and said he didn’t mind them because he and his Bitch listened to rap every Saturday night.
Comedian Eddie Griffin talked about heavy metal devil worship, biting the heads off animals and killing mommy with a hatchet to the head songs, or what Griffin called ‘Sick Ass Shit!”
They’re always talking about Gangsta Rap but it’s the white people who are psycho" Griffin joked with a certain degree of accuracy.
Are there love songs in rap or heavy metal? Why do fools fall in love or maybe they don’t anymore and why do birds sing so gay but that’s another issue all together?
How about “When A Man Loves A Woman” He’ll use up all his money and sleep out in the rain”--or like a male dog in the backyard-- if she says that’s the way it ought to be.
We here in the USA have become the culture of crass and daytime television soul venting for losers with fat cookie dough faces.
An off white coal cracking town in Pennsylvania recently had some blood of color move in after 200 years of isolated white on white reproduction. An old Irishman who lives there said to me, ”Change is here and the problem now is there are no girls for ugly white guys.”
He wasn’t trying to be funny which is what made it funny because..oh hell I’m not explaining it just move on if you don’t understand.
The lyrics of love can be found and repeated in music because most people never read poetry although they write some pretty lame love and death bullshit. But whatever happened to “honey they’re playing our song” sentimental journeys?”
Nat King Cole ‘Unforgettable” or even Spinners “I never knew love before then came you” or Stlylistics “You are everything and everything is you.”
Write to me “what is your favorite love song” and make it quick bitch!
freddogg
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Hmm, my personal "Quiet Storm" (but Dad, it's Smokey!), which I employed with varying degrees of success were as follows:(and it all had to do with the particular chick and the where you were on the pitch-that's soccer talk for field)On again off again trying to get some make-up nookie? Smokey, "Ooh Baby baby" or "Tracks of my Tears, or Bob Marley "Waiting in Vain", "Baby Come Back" Player, "2 out of 3 ain't bad" Meatloaf; new gal, trying to close the deal? Donny Hathaway & Roberta Flack "The Closer I get to you" or Teddy Pedergrass "Turn off the Lights" or the hammer, "Reasons" by EWF- country gal, use "Fooled around and fell in love" Elvin Bishop; Relationship type girl? "I just want to stop" Gino Vanelli, "Reminiscing" Little River Band......yeah, the list is dated, but so is my narrow ass.
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: 8:34 PM
That is good and funny stuff your narrow ass is laying down so to speak.
What's that song,"One:Can make a dream come true. Two:I fell in love with you. Three:And it was plain to see that your the only one for me."
But not feel the love but rather where is the love.
And I'm with you on Roberta Flack Jacket.
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What's that song,"One:Can make a dream come true. Two:I fell in love with you. Three:And it was plain to see that your the only one for me."
But not feel the love but rather where is the love.
And I'm with you on Roberta Flack Jacket.
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