Thursday, December 21, 2006

 

Hootie Obama




I see Barack Obama as the Hootie of white democrats. I wonder what would happen if one on air cable news political pundit called Obama a rising rap star instead of rock star of the Democratic Party. Possible the Jay Z of the Cul De Sac.

Obama may be equal parts black and white but you can’t have it both ways in American public life. I saw it happen once in high school when this beautiful mixed race girl ran for Homecoming Queen. She seemed a sure bet but couldn’t carry the black vote in the final tally. In fact, I heard one black girl say ‘I ain’t voting for that pretty white bitch.”

So ultimately the loquacious and gracious not to mention erudite and half white Obama won’t be able to rally the support or Urban minorities who can’t relate to his rap and as much as I like John Edwards and believe he is honest every time he smiles I say, ”Fuck this guy! I ain’t voting for him.”

Obama Mania is a white thing and even though Madison Avenue is pushing more black images into the middle class ‘Every Kiss Begins with Kay’ that’s only because white people ain’t buying no stupid $69 dollar diamond.”

“Oh look, honey loser no booty boy. Did you go to Jared , Kay Jewelers or the flea market for this and pray tell what Ho wrapped this Bitch?”

Trust me, a Johnny Ringo reckoning is coming for Obama and it will be Black America without following the lead of Al “Not To” Sharpton who will ask him to ‘Represent” and when he responds “represent exactly what?” he will be burnt toast.

Fred-doggie-dogg

Comments:
F-r-e-d d-oh double g; while the media focuses alot on african-american voting, only 57% of registered a-a voters vote, and 62% of registered caucasians vote. He'll get alot of the caucasian voters who want to convince themselves that they actually like black people and arent afraid of them (ala Hootie),and more of the black vote than you think, probably for contrarian reasons. He'll also roll out Jesse/Rev.Al et al and that'll help too. Here endeth the lesson.
 
I think you b wrong yo. I think when this picture finally focuses it with be Gore who is cool in a camp way and smarter than the rest of them combined.
Rudy G living with a gay guy? What up? Does he need help making the rent?
 
True on Ali G- if he combos w/Obama, they'll be tough to beat. Remains to be seen 10 if Al is laying in the weeds,waiting for Hillary & BO to get chewed up & spat out or 2) if he's playing Hamlet, or 3) girding his loins, or 4)truly staying out. He'd get some 'wish I'd have voted for the valedictorian rather than the frat boy' remorse vote from the repubs who are the in the middle, liberal dems will love the 'green' al who'll win the academy award, and if he is even a little more ge-u-wine, he's the man.
 
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