Saturday, February 24, 2007

 

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs





The son took the stand to give pre sentence testimony against his own mother who was convicted back in June of Second Degree murder for stabbed his psychotherapist father and her husband a dozen times with a kitchen knife out by the pool of thier opulent San Francisco home.
Susan Polk Sally Annie 49 who first met her 70 year old husband when she was his patient at 14 said her husband was abusive and she was simply defending herself.
One of the sons Adam Polk told the court that his mother was “bonkers” and “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” and self representing lawyer mom mumbled back ”hear you tell it.”
I used to know this one eyed guy-lost it in a bar fight he wasn’t even in- who read a lot never went to college and he was delightfully and incompletely educated sort of like Mike Tyson.
Bernie testified at a sentencing hearing of a local guy convicted or mowing down by car every flower bed in a two block neighborhood.
The judge asked Bernie if he thought the man was of sound mind.
“He’s nuttier than a god dam Peruvian Fruitcake, ”Bernie said. ”He’s crazier than a shit house bat. If he’s not inane, than no one is,” Bernie said”
Polk Sally was sentenced to 16 to life and eligible for parole after 12. I guess I won’t be baking cookies for awhile” was her quote."Is that my sentence or junior high locker combination"?

Freddogg

Comments:
Freddogg,

It's interesting to watch crazy people get convicted for doing crazy things. Kinda makes us all feel a little bit more sane. Unless, of course, the things they did are things we think seriously about doing ourselves.

Since she murdered her husband near the pool maybe she didn't like the way he looked in his swimsuit anymore. Have you seen a 70 year-old guy in a swimsuit lately? Or, based on her comment, maybe he made her bake too many cookies. By the way, are women in prison not allowed to bake cookies?

Oh well, I guess the boys will have to find another reason to visit her in the slammer. No more cookies. . . bummer!

Tom Smothers
 
I just finished netflixing the entire 5 seasons of Six Feet Under within a few months time. So dysfunctional seems normal to me now.

Plus, I think I heard a radio talk show host guy the other day say that normal is not normal anymore. So what the F?
 
I used to watch that program. The first time around I enjoyed the weirdness of it it was only watching some episodes the second time that I realized it was weireder than I thought.
Theres too normal and totally whack-if normal is the middle ain't nobody home
 
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