Freddogg Off The Chain

My Aunt Rose used to work at a Sperm Bank but she quit when they moved her to the Drive-In window.

Anna Nicole Smith’s half sister is now claiming that this “unclaimed freight” baby may be the child of the dead billionaire guy whose sperm was harvested while he was alive and recently inseminated into Anna and Jesus if it’s true how freaking weird and disgusting is the image of a 90 year old with a girly magazine in one hand shooting at a stationary beaker painted in neon to be more visible?

And so here we go again with test tube babies, Utube babies, surrogate mothers, Barnegat Bay mothers, frozen embryos, Walt Disney, exhumations, posthumous proxy paternity suits, cryogenic spermatocytes electrolyted to life swimming towards an egg addicted to Xanax.

I once read a story of an infertile husband who allowed his wife to be inseminated with the sperm of an anonymous “donor with a boner” then the zygote was removed and re implanted into the maternal grandmother who had a drinking problem and ethical issues abound like never before in the history of the human race except for certain improbable stories in the bible.

Can blue eyed parents have a brown eyed baby girl? Remunerate and Inseminate on that riddle.

See you at the drive in window

The Freddogg in your Yard