Freddogg Off The Chain

“reakazoids...robots..please report 
freakazoids...robots...please report to the dance floor

z-o-i-d-s 
z-o-i-d-s, freakazoids
z-o-i-d-s 
z-o-i-d-s rock baby
”

I am plagued by song lyric disorder this morning. “If a man could be two places at one time I’d be with you.’
Really Professor Gottfried Wilhelm Leibnitz? Sounds like you’re getting your monads and gonads crossed once again.
“Say it’s only a paper moon sailing over a cardboard sea but it wouldn’t be make believed if you believed in me.” Really Spinoza? I am not a Fig Newton of your imagination? So tell me “who put the bop in the bop sho bop sho bop or did an apple just fall on my head and no that's not a flashlight in my pocket?”
Don’t you hate it-or is it just me-question asked and answered-when someone reads another’s words at a solemn occasion like a funeral or wedding.
“I’d like to close with this poem by T.S. Elliot which I think best described the life of the man all of his here knew as Dick Face. “
That’s what I’d like to hear, the unexpected. The sucker punch line you just don’t see coming. “No he didn’t!” “Yes Karen I believe he just said Dick Face.”
“Do you Karen take Dick Face here to be your lawfully wedded Has Been?”
“When your rooster crows at the break of dawn look out your window and this cock will be gone!”

Roll over Beethoven this is Rehoboth

Peace Just a walkin The Freddogg