Freddogg Off The Chain

Flaming Muslim Doctors in a Jeep Grand Cherokee with the police “hot on their turbans” smash into a Glasgow airport building and a guy on Fire rolls out and attacks a Scottish policeman screaming "Allah" with every thrown punch and the policman speaks Scottish- did I mention that- because if your not Scottish but can talk like one at a Happy Hour- you will get free drinks the entire time because there is just something funny about it.

What happened to the Hippocratic Oath? Did you ever feel a lack of empathy when being treated by a doctor with Mid Eastern accent? Don’t lie because most Americans prefer Jewish Doctors and why is that I don’t know?

Back in 1976 my wife was substitute teaching and felt she was going to pass out. We ended up at a walk-in clinic with some very classy Middle Eastern doctors. One redneck with a swollen testicle problem asked the doctor upon leaving, ”Can I drive now?”

"Oh yes", the doctor said. "You can drive car, truck, boat or camel. Yes, you can drive?” The man missed the Lebanese man doing American humor.“Camel? I ain’t going to drive no god dam Camel.”

Then I went In with my wife to the examining room as vital signs were taken along with a brief interview. A list of probable pass out causes was elucidated.

“You may have had too much coffee, perhaps you need to eat a bigger breakfast, perhaps stress of teaching, lack of sleep, or you may have brain tumor?”

“Did you just say brain tumor,"I asked? Was that a joke like “you can drive camel” because if so- you are good-too much coffee or brain tumor= who the hell knows, right?”

The cause of the dizziness turned out to be twins and later when they were born I asked the Korean doctor “Are they identical?” and he said “I don’t know, they kind of look alike” and he laughed like a North Korean on the bridge of the U.S.S.Pueblo and I thought you had to be born here to joke here.

Remember stay on your toes because we’re at Code Orange or press 2 for Naranja.

Freddogg