Freddogg Off The Chain

The Panda is called Cro-Panda just for silliness purposes

You want to be found out stupid it really doesn’t require much investigation or interrogation just have someone ask you some basic questions about the planet on which you live.
You know the one about how much would a dug up coin dated 3000 B.C. be worth? Oh how long does it take the vertical rays of the sun to travel 15 degrees and why is it always two days at the same time on planet earth if there are only 24 time zones?
Or if man evolved from apes than how come he still doesn’t? And if you find love on a dead end street does that mean you and your lover represent a branch that terminates in a nub of non continuance.
I am a person willing to concede the possibility there is no god and also that evolution is not a proven fact but just more faith based bullshit. Yes, I am willing to believe in nothing except when I go to my driveway I expect my 4runner to be there and I expect it to start because it was made in Japan.
New Hominid jaws about 3.5 to 4.5 million years old, give or take, were found in Addis-Ababa near Lucy and the paleoanthropologists and the pale anthropologists are excited once again talking major noise that Ethiopia is the Cradle of Civilization as opposed to the desert of shallow graves, no rain and fast chickens.
“Bring me more missing links,”my grand mom Rose yelled as her grandchildren gathered around the brick barbeque pit, which has evolved into gas grill the size of 1955 Cadillac.
It is against the law to teach the theory of creation alongside the theory of evolution in public schools, if even for comparison purposes, because if allowed the bible beaters would have a bible next to every beaker, in every dub assed chemistry lab in America.
And so for two weeks I guided a discussion of this forbidden comparison in six straight classes of college prep seniors which represents several hundred years of teenage evolution.
And then by secret ballot students choose among the theory of creation, the theory of evolution and the mitigating theory of evolution which allows for a lawless hominid without reason and no guilt but as soon as said homind is called Homo to his face and walks into Eden like a Egyptian,it becomes a garden then we're all pressured to procreate or become garden variety hominid homos.
But seriously, as they say in the slaughtering of sacred cows, 180 students overwhelmingly picked Creationism as the theory they believed when by law Evolution was the only theory they were ever taught.
That results caused my to shrug my shoulders and sigh, ”We’ll I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.”

Uncle Freddogg