Freddogg Off The Chain

Is there such a thing as MPD otherwise known as multiple personality disorder? Well there is if you want there to be but not in the way you think like for example a personality inside your own who speaks French and visits art museums but you are not aware of this personality and it is not aware of your slovenly self just as you are not aware of the dog fighting promoter inside your own head who hoses down then electrocutes damaged and non performing pit bulls.

Did you know that most institutionalized MPD’s are women? And that the psychiatric community is ironically split on the issue of multiple personality disorder however the brain itself may just take over voluntary conscious control basically saying “fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on us.”

I have a friend who is mentally ill-maybe-does it really matter if he is play acting if the play has lasted four years?

My grandmother said, “if you play at stupid hard enough then stupid you will be” and the same goes for all the disorders which by the way don’t exist until man creates them and then they quickly fill up and more are created. A principal once accused me of being a “passive-aggressive insubordinate” and all I could say was “you are fucking kidding me?”

Realty does bite, avoid unpleasantness at all cost and never embrace your own inadequacies.

Friedrich Von Freddogg