Freddogg Off The Chain

I was raised a Catholic, I was an alter boy and was never rear ended by a man of the cloth, cincture, sphincter, alb, miter, rod or staff. Now as an adult the group I don’t trust the most are protestant groups of young adults who lead young teens into happy jumping up and down parties of no alcohol, drugs or sex.

What teen in their right mind wants that? It’s as unnatural as celibacy itself and sobriety may be natural but the clear focus is annoying which is why people drink in the first place.

I send out a warning to parents of all teenagers,”Don’t trust them! And if the way they talk and behave is too good to be true that’s because it isn’t true.

And at least if some drugged out loser with a criminal record of misdemeanors comes walking up your driveway you know what your dealing with but the sparkly boy who wants to “chat it up’ with you? Just smack him hard in the head and tell him to stay away from your child and to go run his game of secret sick fantasies on someone else. Soon or later he will be walking into a kicthen and that dateline guy will commence to interview him.

I know I’m right about this.

Father Freddogg