Freddogg Off The Chain

Clones can be made and will be made if there is money to be made. And there will be organs grown by stem cells and they will be for sale if there is a market. There are already test tube babies and surrogate mothers, freaking sperm banks and egg deposit programs.
A recent debate on a Bill O’Reilly program “Is it morally wrong to clone a monkey?” I am agonizing over that question but the bigger issue: “Is it morally wrong to fertilize a monkey egg in a Petri dish with a human sperm cell then place it inside the uterus of a surrogate mother, human or monkey?”
Yes, of course, that is messed up but put it in the bank it will happen because it is scientifically possible and mans thirst for knowledge is as unquenchable as an alcoholic in a brew pub. And here’s a tip, ”don’t stare down 'monkey man' in the WaWa because he will pummel your” horses ass” or is that “pommel horse your ass” and then do back handsprings over you 'beaten like a third world dog' self.
Here is the skinny on how cloning works, it is in quotes because I got it from a Clone leaving the Bagel shop who wishes to remain an anonymous clone which is weird because five other people in there looked just like him.
“The process is as follows: an egg cell taken from a donor has its nucleus removed. Another cell with the genetic material to be cloned is fused with the original egg cell. In theory, this process, known as somatic cell nuclear transfer, could be applied to human beings.”
“Oh no,that annoying kid that sat behind me in high school, well it appears somebody cloned his ass several times-no tens of times-in fact- all the children left behind have cloned themselves mulitple times in an organized Revenge of the Clones” but wait is that Bo Derrick I see cleaning out your gutters and isn’t that Serena the prosecutor from Law and Order power washing your garage? Where did you get them?’
“Down at the Clone outlet. It’s two for one pre midnight madness to Black Friday sale. “
The technology is simple-people are greedy and immoral-“I’ll be a Clone for Christmas”

Professor Freddogg