Freddogg Off The Chain

This stupid human tricks reality episode actually happened in California on December 31. Most of us are saddened with all the bizarre behaviors in the news where people exit the planet and take innocents with them but the demise of a dog just rubs us wrong which is why Hollywood never hurts animals in fictional films although they are quite fond of serial sadistic sexual predators murdering women.
Read the story summary below


“CORONADO -- A police pursuit that began in Oceanside has ended with a man jumping off the Coronado Bridge, taking a police dog with him.
The man survived, but the dog, named Stryker, died.
Police say the pursuit began about 6:45 p.m. Monday in Oceanside on State Route 76 with a report of a man driving erratically.
California Highway Patrol Officer Larry Landeros says the pursuit continued onto southbound Interstate 5 and onto the Coronado Bridge where the driver came to a stop. Landeros says Oceanside police released Stryker. The man then picked up the dog and jumped about 200 feet over the side of the bridge.”

Just imagine the split second instantaneous decision not to jump away from attack dog but to pick him up and jump over the side as the dog is biting you about the face and neck on the way down. The dog died and the guy goes to the hospital to be treated for bite marks. Will he go to prison and get major time?
“What are you in for, Dog?”
“That’s right.”
“What’s right?”
“What you just said.”

I am not making light of this because if some “I’m such a loser I’m high speed chase guy” jumped off a bridge with my dog and the guy lived and the dog died… well …I’d have to kill the bitch and I’m against the death penalty.
I’d kidnap this guy and take him to the Golden Gate at Midnight, toss a tennis ball over the side and him after it. If he swam to the shore with the ball in his mouth I’d tell him, ”Good Boy” now get in the back of the truck. And if he just went splat I’d call it a draw.

Freddogg