Friday, February 08, 2008
Scary Looking Bitch
A career as a writer only leaves me to use non creative language to describe former Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss as “One Scary Looking Bitch.”
You all remember when Heidi was “all up in the news” for producing a black book that contained the names of certain Hollywood Celebs who paid for escorts with sex an option pegged to a pull down menu price list. Sunday morning church ushers are escorts of sorts with payment made to a collection basket but I digress. “Usher in the House!”
Heidi is back in the news after getting picked up for DUI and possession of a controlled substance. I guess an uncontrolled substance would be a nitrous oxide filled balloon actually flying around the car. Happy snaps! Whippet baby!
Anyway the haggard looking Fleiss with sunken cheeks and collagen injected lips looks like the bride of Dracula in Tails from the Crypt. That’s right, Tails.
And the best part is when not pimping desert bimbos for dessert in suburban Vegas Heidi lives off the profits of her coin operated laundry called ‘Dirty Laundry.”
Heidi is only 42 with 40 miles of bad road written on her face. What is it that makes people so dam crazy?
From crack heads to steroid users the face will always reveal the reality. In the words of comedian Sinbad: “At least try to fool somebody.”
Dr. Freddogg
