Freddogg Off The Chain

‘I finally broke into the prison I found my place in the chains. Even damnation is poisoned with rainbows.” Leonard Cohen

The Cool Hand Luke caper went a rye. Three young men broke into a pound to free one of their dogs. Word!
Actually the dog of a deceased friend who died dog less and it’s all so fenceless. The word was the dog was scheduled for decompression therapy and being as Luke wasn’t a deep sea diver who had surfaced too quickly in all likelihood he would soon be roaming free in doggy heaven where everybody is in heat all day long and the food is always canned not unlike a Mormon compound.
These three guys-Three Dog Night- cut the lights and bolts to the compound and when walking out carrying Luke in their arms were intersected by authorities and one boy who could think on his feet while Luke was off his cleverly responded, ”What?”
They claimed they found Luke sitting in front of the compound and that he had promised to attend his owner’s funeral and that afterwards perhaps he could return for execution or euthanasia or go Gator in the swamp like an old Burt Reynolds movie. "WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU GATOR."
This story of course has a happy ending if you don’t count the dead guy in the beginning.

Note: There are good people who work at these places but in some towns they will kill a dog even through the know the owner just because they are tired seeing the dog roam around a town like he owns it hanging at the hardware store and begging for ice cream outside the drug store that used to sell ice cream before prescription medication became so profitable on the black market.

Freddogg off the Chain and out of the yard!