Freddogg Off The Chain

Everyone read where the lady who spent 60 years inside an iron lung died when the power went out and her family couldn’t pull the crank to start the gas powered generator. That was basically that and forever and ever amen is not enough time to pay that person back for a lousy life with such an ignominious ending.
Last week I heard on the radio that drug companies spend more money to research male pattern baldness in American then they do on any of the parasitic plagues in Africa manly because the bald American white guy will pay big bucks for Rogaine, Viagra, Avadart, Flomax, Lipitor , Lipton Soup, Xanax, Xanadu, Lithium, in pill of battery form, while the bald black guy goes Isaac Hayes or Green Mile on your ass.
So I conclude that baldness is a luxury and not a handicap and most bald guys are chosen by god to be the bald guy because they are so good at it. You know Jesus wasn’t going to be a bald guy because look at all the hair on his fathers head and genetics always prevail especially when there’s no mother but if Jesus was the son of god then how is hairy guy Joseph introduced at the family reunion. And the Holy Ghost had hair like Jim from Taxi. He remains my personal favorite.
Speaking of Ghost poor Patrick Swayze that is just wrong you like make a movie Ghost then become a living ghost and imagine going into the ghost world and finding Whoopee Goldberg?
A friend of mine back in college stole samples of all my grandfathers medications saying “if it makes that crazy old bastard feel better just think what it will do for me." In the new millennium it may make you the relaxed bald guy with a four hour erection that takes eight hours to explain.
I am so out.

Dr. Freddogg