Thursday, June 12, 2008

 

Cavorting with Cows



Something in the way she moos.
Check out these three graphs from a story in the New York Daily News.

LOS ANGELES - The obscenity trial of a a Bronx-born porn king was put on hold today after the respected judge presiding over the case was caught with kinky fetish photos on his personal website.
The images on Judge Alex Kozinski's site included a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal, according to the Los Angeles Times.
Kozinski is presiding over the trial of Bronx-born Ira Isaacs, who has been brought up on rare anti-smut charges for his hard-core videos - which include portrayals of bestiality.

Women on all fours painted to look like cows. Remember Gateway computers and the cow cartons arriving in the mail? I am scaring myself even as I write this trying to imagine if three naked women painted to look like cows were to crawl across my braided rug would I look at them? Perhaps leer even? Perhaps the judge has Borden Line Personality Disorder?
Let’s say you just happen upon a sexually aroused farm animal do you peel off your shirt and begin cavorting and I don’t really know what that is but it doesn’t sound good. I just looked it up it means to bound or prance around in a sprightly manner.
Harold why on earth are you prancing around the plow horse? Hey! Leave him alone!

I find it so refreshing to know there are accomplished people like a federal judge who is at a place that most brave men have never boldly traveled.

Freddogg

Comments:
Dear Dave,
Funny and clever, especially the Borden line personality.
R. Malachy Ward
 
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