Freddogg Off The Chain

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I’ll weigh in on Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin if she wants to field dress a moose.
Pat Buchanan said his late father would have fallen in love with Phalin in five minutes-now that he’s dead it may take 10-but the translation is that Pat’s base and bat are energized by this under qualified woman with the Fargo accent. When I heard she was runner-up in the Miss Bridge to Nowhere Beauty Contest I began to look at the 44 year old mom more critically just to see if attractiveness was a motivator in McCain selecting her without prolonged petting-excuse me vetting.
I think it is wrong to allow some old white guy speech writer to put his words on a teleprompter then all Sarah has to do is deliver it just like a baby and how women’s rights is that? “Tell me again how it feels to be a mom and governor?”
I think in the classic sense of a strong woman in charge that Sarah has proven herself to be a scary bitch-works for her- and so if she wants to succeed on the national level she should do the same thing with a few alterations.
First she should come out of on stage representing the book banning librarian with home made beehive and dumb ass glasses look but during the speech she should let the hair down and toss her head just a bit, pitch the glasses, pop one blouse button revealing the shadow of cleavage and say, ”Sarah is in the house. Who’s your mommy?”
Biden can then just fold his tent or pitch one if he’s a real guy.

See you at the petting zoo. Freddogg