Freddogg Off The Chain

A perpetrator tried to pilfer a puppy from a pet store but was stopped by the proprietor at the store door. Assault with a deadly puppy ensued as the pooch pugilist swung the puppy by its back legs at the clerk’s cranium ignoring his screams of “take the bitch just get out!”
The man honestly pleaded “my bad” left the store only to be arrested by a police K9 Unit with an agitated spitting Sheppard in the back barking in dog code “Just give me 10 seconds with his sorry ass!”
Meanwhile back at the pet store the puppy has a broken leg and is traumatized with deep seated repressed feelings of distrust and resentment over all species human.
Do you remember when Saddam’s sons and grandson were shot full of more holes than Bonnie and Clyde after an army reconnaissance dog was shot from an upstairs window. There was no call back to base on how to handle the delicate mission. The order to wax and waste was given with absolutely no remorse because most Americans view dogs as the sacred cows of their culture.
And what if you have to wear an eye patch for two weeks because you have a cracked orbital bone after a collision with a baby bulldog’s brow? "What happened to your lazy eye?"

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