Freddogg Off The Chain

Progressive is moving in on the insurance market going after Geico by using dumb and annoying Ads we hate but are nonetheless imprinted on our brains so we find them familiar then make consumer choices actually believing that by saving money were are getting equal service. “Low balers only look good in baggy pants,” my grandmother said
Yesterday I encountered a progressive obsessive insurance adjuster bitch at the local body shop. Pancaked pink with a bad make up job, blue eye shadow like a 57 Ford Galaxy there was just body shop adjuster irony everywhere.
This woman was talking Cadillac parts and just like sideline reporters in football the bitch had no background but she was a rusted Monkey wrench challenging the computer system talking after market wanting no returned already ordered parts sent back.
Then she went out to her dopey Progressive SUV with swivel mounted on board laptop and started looking up shit so as I passed her window I said, ”Richard said you should leave you are scaring off customers.”
Richard of course didn’t say that but he is a guy who collects cannons as a hobby so I know if she pushed him too hard he might nail her in the back of the head with a charge of wadding as she left the parking lot. "What's that noise?" Whap!
Junkyards are in fact a man refuge and most women are totally cool with that like the one who works there I just love her because she allowed herself to be assimilated into the culture and not try to change it.