Freddogg Off The Chain

A KFC was torched during recent riots in Islamabad prompting a country wide Ad Campaign "Extremist Fried Chicken."



Benazir Bhutto sounds like a cold remedy that makes you drowsy rather than a front page Assassination in Pakistan story that will put you to sleep. George Carlin said that disastrous events are only fun if they happen close to home but no one gives a dam about what happens ten thousand miles away. Only if the American government integrated a current events test with access to NFL games on cable would America begin to pay attention to chaotic events in foreign lands that end with the words “Nuclear Weapons.” We may as well throw in a Breathalyzer because we wouldn’t want anyone testing under the influence.

Bhutto was a rich and corrupt former leader who wore red lipstick-I found her to be from the obnoxious and privileged class but she just had to come back and challenge incumbent Pervez Musharraf who is the laser mouse vibrating in the front pocket of the American CIA.

Here’s a paragraph that sums it up. “"We have the evidence that Al Qaeda and Taliban were behind the suicide attack on Benazir Bhutto," Interior Minister Hamid Nawaz said in Islamabad.

And so who cares about any of this and the answer is "Nuclear Weapons in the hands of 150 million Raiders of the Lost Ark exotic street dancers?" Would a country drop a nuclear weapon on itself? Remember riots in American cities when out of control mobs burned down their own neighborhoods?

Huckleberry Hound or whatever the name of that Baptist Republican seeking the presidential nomination said American needs to secure its borders from Pakistanis trying to sneak into the country. You can tell Huckabee doesn’t have local liquor stores programmed into his Geo positioning car Tom Tom.

Listen to the presidential candidates discuss this crises on the world stage and you quickly realize they are just as clueless as the rest of us.

I heard Hilary going off about how she was friends with “Benazir” for a dozen years and my gut reaction was “Shut up you multi millionaire bitch” because the rest of us never heard of her and we don’t care.’”

I can just see high school teachers across American trying to teach this complicated scenario to the “game boy” generation.

Strike up a conversation with an educated friend and you will quickly realize that neither of you know shit about the dynamics of world events but you know the Holiday Bowl schedule and when the first round of the NFL playoffs begin.

Freddogg